About Me
I be DeCooke of the Bloody Keel, Scurvvy Dawgs be me crew, comin to a port near you. A slap-stick, inuendo, comedic writer, impressionist, salty sea dog, who loves to insult and get involved. started doin the ren seen 4 yrs ago and like Mcdonalds " I'M LOVIN IT", but if you want to " HAVE IT YOUR WAY", meet me a Burger King and we'll "JUST DO IT" like Nike. I like to do things that envolve fire eating, breathing, fire poi, staffs, knumchaks, swords. personally I'm back in school for graphic design, work at Alpine Valley Music Theatre partime with VIP relations/service. I'm a dreamer... lookin to make it big in the entertainment industry.
Music
Disturbed, Stone Sour, Metallica, Stained, Rage against the machine, Papa Roach, Sublime, Dave Matthews, Eminem, D12, Obie Trice, Bizarre, etc.
Movies
TV
Books
Likes
Dislikes
Hobbies
comedic writing, pyrotechnics, fishing, drawing, music, pool, videos, boxing
Vices
MONSTER ENERGY DRINKS THE GREEN ONES, HAHAHA< I WILL HAVE A MACHINE IN MY HOUSE THAT WILL DISPENCE THEM AT MY WILL, HOHOHOHO!!!!!!
Virtues
Being a pirate is a way of life, the rest is just details.
Heroes
Be your own hero, here's the secert (SHHH!) Believe, Achieve, Recieve. Visualize and in due time your life will become devine. see it even ryhmed.
The 2008 Des Moines Renaissance Faire at Festival Park
Aug 30th-31st- Sept 1st
Scurvvy Dawgs, Scrap 'n Wolf - 4 shows. Scrappy De Cook and One-eyed Wolfsbane: Two pirates, two swords, two of the most ridiculous and mutinous swashbucklers of the high sea! Come, take the journey! Explosive comedy, awe inspiring fire you don't want to miss!
Well, I'm bored. I have missed yet again another faire this season and hear all these great stories, trying times and hot weather. Looking forward to July 13th which is a private party on lake Michigan called Pirate Party MKE, 4 Barges put together, two ships, live music, and of course Partying! Its just not the same though. I miss all of you from Michigan especially.
For an update on whats going on with me I just got another job at Jokers Comedy Club, nothing special but it can turnout to be something they offer in the fall walk-in stand up comedians to do 5 min skits so that will be something I'll be taking advantage of. Working the Nickelback concert in July, looking forward to meeting them and hanging out. The kids are doing well, Nick is getting big and of course his 1st word will be "DADA". Abigail moved up into the Dragonfly class with her favorite teacher Mr. Robin. Kevin and I have been doing alot of fishing, caught a 26" Northern the biggest I have ever. Not to mention I ahd 8 good size Bluegills, and 3, 16" Large mouth bass.
Just wanted to say hey to all of you and have fun doing what ever you are doing. This is the Good Life
We trust we can count on you and Wolfsbane to be good pirates this year, especially since our wedding to the Duke of Seymour looms. Should you and ourself meet in the lanes, perhaps we might discuss a business proposition; the Queen of England is not above hiring a Privateer or two...
Ahoy there, mate.
Been a long time, the whole crew has missed you guys. We're going into our last fair of the year, then a 10 day gig at a local zoo until Halloween.
I want to send ya congrats on the article in "Renaissance" magazine. Great article, but I'm thinking the picture might be old.
Drop me back a line, give my howdy to the rest of the Dawgs.
We trust we can count on you and Wolfsbane to be good pirates this year, especially since our wedding to the Duke of Seymour looms. Should you and ourself meet in the lanes, perhaps we might discuss a business proposition; the Queen of England is not above hiring a Privateer or two...
Queen Catherine10:33 PM EST